Steven (unzeugmatic) wrote,
Steven
unzeugmatic

Humiliating Mr. Kringle

I often find dimestore representations of Santa Claus to be more creepy than festive. As a case in point, clearly this set of Mr. and Mrs. Claus salt and pepper shakers was meant to be cheerful. Very very cheerful. Very very very very cheerful. Very very very very very very very cheerful. Aaaaaaagh!!!

happyclaus

I can hear Santa saying, "With a hot patootie and a cha-cha-cha" while Mrs. Claus is trilling in the background with "I've Got the Music in Me."

Keep on trucking, Santa.

stvitusclaus

Here's a little item I like to call "Dandruff Santa":

dandruffclaus

Those are salt and pepper shakers. The holes are in the top of the head.

For a mod sixties Christmas, dress Santa in a mini-dress and white gogo boots:

gogoclaus

Then be good. For goodness sake.
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