Today's phun phrase du jour comes from a paper on Linux Multipathing that was presented at the Linux Symposium in Ottawa about two years ago. I've been plowing through a bunch of technical stuff about the Linux device mapper, vainly searching out what might be of interest to an actual user, so maybe that explains the mindset that finds this funny,
"The multipathing personality of the multidisk driver first provided block device multipathing in the 2.4.17 kernel."
Doctor, this driver shows definite evidence of multipathing personality. We must coordinate the path groups stet before a race condition transpires.