This morning I arrived at my Dr's office at 8:15 for my annual physical, scheduled for 8:45. The receptionist took a second to find my name and, on finding it, said, "Oh, you're really early." I burst out in a laugh.
Then she said, "For you that's right on time, isn't it? I'll bet you were rushing"
"Actually for me that's a little late. I spent an unplanned five minutes scraping ice off my car and I was nervous."