Steven (unzeugmatic) wrote,

Ramsey's Braggarts Teach You to Fly

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Ramsey's Braggarts Morris Men are here to teach you to fly. Really, it's not hard.

First, just stick up your arms and rise skyward.

Higher boys, higher into the sky.

Next, lift your arms up and out, pushing off with your legs.

Now -- spread your arms back and feel the lift.

Follow the fat old man with the braid as he tries to fly away.

He nearly makes it into the sky but, alas, gravity wins. This time. The young lad nearly escapes, however.

Once you get the hang of it, it's fun to play chicken mid-air. Come join us.

Whooops! There goes our musician.

That's it. Thank you very much. Hope your landing was soft.

[Photos by Robin Smith.]
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