Here is a picture of a doll currently for sale on eBay. Apparently the doll has soiled its diapers. I'm not sure whether that's the selling point -- you know, doing Betsy Wetsy one better.
That's not fair, you might be thinking. It may not be all that creepy of an item -- just a creepy angle for a picture and a slightly soiled old toy. But no, this is the box the doll came in, showing the professional promotional photo of the pristine doll. And I still say it's creepy.
Dodo the Crawling Doll. Like a giant insect.
In case you can't make out the lettering, this is what the box proclaims.
HELLO! DO DO
IT CRAWLS FOR A WHILE, THEN STORS (sic)
AND TURNS ITS HEAD TO LOOK AROUND.
IT CONTINUES CRAWLING AGAIN.
Ok, maybe not an insect. Maybe a space alien. A human-eating space alien. With laser-eyes as weapons. On the prowl for YOU!
Look out! Look out!
The Buy It Now price is $150. I'm sure that's a bargain.