Steven (unzeugmatic) wrote,
Steven
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eBay Friday

It's been a while since I've posted a random strange item I saw on eBay, so here we go.

Here is a picture of a doll currently for sale on eBay. Apparently the doll has soiled its diapers. I'm not sure whether that's the selling point -- you know, doing Betsy Wetsy one better.



That's not fair, you might be thinking. It may not be all that creepy of an item -- just a creepy angle for a picture and a slightly soiled old toy. But no, this is the box the doll came in, showing the professional promotional photo of the pristine doll. And I still say it's creepy.



Dodo the Crawling Doll. Like a giant insect.

In case you can't make out the lettering, this is what the box proclaims.

HELLO! DO DO
IT CRAWLS FOR A WHILE, THEN STORS (sic)
AND TURNS ITS HEAD TO LOOK AROUND.
IT CONTINUES CRAWLING AGAIN.

Ok, maybe not an insect. Maybe a space alien. A human-eating space alien. With laser-eyes as weapons. On the prowl for YOU!

Look out! Look out!

The Buy It Now price is $150. I'm sure that's a bargain.
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